Bronson Arroyo: Professional Ballplayer and Amateur Fuckstick.

When he's not making us wince by doing the "white boy corn row thing" (Right) or pressuring someone into listening to his shitty music..Bronson Arroyo makes dumbass comments.."If I can't stand on the mound and feel comfortable against that lineup, then something's wrong with me," Arroyo said shortly after giving up four runs in six innings to the Pittsburgh Pirates. Was it this level of stupidity that jettisoned Bronson from Boston? If you don't remember, Arroyo played the sucker, signed for a hometown discount because he wanted to stay in Boston, and the Sox immediately traded him.